Friday, August 20, 2010

TEA declares all high school girls will be cheerleaders

Aug 20, 2010 - In a ruling just in time for back to school, the Commissioner of Education has declared that all female high school students will automatically be placed on the cheerleading squad.

“We have seen more and more stress and violence related to joining the school cheerleading squads,” said a department spokesman. “Many schools have dealt with this issue by enlarging the sizes of their squads, thereby allowing more student-cheerleaders to participate. This has helped, but we wanted to extend the ‘right to cheer’ to every Texas school girl.”

So far the new ruling is being well-received by local school administrators.

“This might help,” said Bruce Madden, principal at Odessa Cactus High School. “Every year it gets harder to find a teacher willing to become cheer sponsor. If the issue of selecting cheerleaders is removed, we may have more interest.”

During a pilot program run last year in the Cactus school district, the open cheer squad concept seems to have worked.

“Other than having more cheerleaders than spectators at several non-district games, I saw no problems,” Madden said. “We did need more uniforms, but our new Cheer Booster club is handling that.”

A few students have questioned the all-inclusion policy. “I don’t wanna be a cheerleader,” said junior Beth Labronski. “I think cheering is dumb, demeaning, and a waste of time.”

Unfortunately for students such as Labronski, there is no procedure for opting out of cheering.

“This is all or nothing,” said Madden. “Unless you are in a wheelchair or a burka, we want to see you out there doing flips and supporting the team.”

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